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For conspicuous prettiness in the face of incompetence. Since 2003 |
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| Name | Date | Discussion |
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| Mackenzie | 19 Nov 2004 | At the East-West Lafayette IHOP, Kevin totally got dug by Mackenzie. She was on him like stink on a Frenchman. A very attractive lady, but not the best waitress ever. After over a year of dormancy, the Holly Awards welcomes a new member to the honored rolls. |
| WFO IND [click here for picture] |
7 Aug 2003 | The WFO in Indianapolis is quite pretty, but they like to live in the past. I've never heard of someone accidentally issuing a tornado warning weeks later. Click here to see SVSIND. |
| KSME [click here for picture] |
30 July 2003 | Output produced by METARs form (30 July 2003 06:21 UTC) found at http://adds.aviationweather.noaa.gov KSME 300558Z AUTO 00000KT 2 1/2SM CLR M06/M07 A3003 RMK AO2 TSNO KSME 300457Z AUTO 00000KT 3SM CLR M06/M06 A3002 RMK AO2 TSNO KSME 300358Z AUTO 00000KT 2 1/2SM CLR M06/M06 A3003 RMK AO2 TSNO KSME 300258Z AUTO 00000KT 4SM CLR M06/M06 A3001 RMK AO2 TSNO KSME 300157Z AUTO 00000KT 5SM M05/M06 A3001 RMK AO2 TSNO KSME 300058Z AUTO 05003KT 5SM HZ CLR M04/M06 A2999 RMK AO2 TSNO For those of you who can't read METAR-ese, this is saying that the temperatures in Somerset KY on 29 July 2003 were in the mid 20's. I'm not sure how pretty the ASOS is, but it sure is incompetent. |
| Holly | 4 May 2003 | A waitress at the Texas Roadhouse in Decatur IL, she was nice to look at and just about the most inept waitress you'll ever meet. Thus, the Holly Awards were named in her honor. |
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